Got this as forward from Kunal Gautam. Awesomeness
A servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won. The local newspaper reads “SERVANT’S ASS WON”.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race. Next day the local paper headline read: “KING SCRATCHES SERVANT’S ASS”.
This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper headline the next day was “QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”.
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day paper read: “QUEEN SELLS ASS FOR 10$”.
This was too much, king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and lead it to jungle. The next day headline : “QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE”.
The king was buried next day!



