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Never Mess with Women

Allen wrote to his wife

Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart
Adonis

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Dinesh Soni
9890897198


4 Comments Add Yours ↓

  1. Hima #
    1

    New template huh??? Hima likes it.

  2. Paperslut #
    2

    Lol… funny.

    Neat blog dinesh.

  3. Dinesh #
    3

    @ Hima
    Thanx for appreciation.. Your latest template is really very great..
    It was great to know you are back to blogging..

  4. Dinesh #
    4

    @Wonderwall,
    Thanks for appreciation..



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