Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would [...][...]
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February 3rd, 2009 - 1:13 pm § in HR, Some Lighter Moments
Amazing way to announce lay off
XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed…………………… ……….5 more mi[...]
December 27th, 2008 - 11:28 am § in HR, Some Lighter Moments
Hottest answers to HR questions
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind … but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I [...][...]
December 18th, 2008 - 11:10 pm § in HR
7 ways to ruin your interview
Disclaimer: I had no intention of putting up this post. Unitechy is to be blamed for this useless post. How to ruin your interview with the HR: 1. Pretend you have no weaknesses. Or tell me that your biggest weakness is perfectionism and you work too hard. You might as well wear a sign saying, [...][...]
October 17th, 2008 - 12:44 pm § in HR
Why should I hire you?
This is the classic question most of us hear during an interview. It’s often preceded by the phrase, “I’ve already interviewed another person for this position who looks perfect.” Then comes the killer question, “Why should I hire YOU?” Sometimes the most innocent[...]
